
You can seduce hotties, have sex slaves, and do all kinds of naughty things that would be impossible for someone like me in real life.


Uh, anyway, I’m telling you this because I found a great way to prepare for getting laid! Flash games. He’s so cool… and original… and just, you know, I can see why girls think he’s attractive. I’m in my early 40s, but I can feel the tide changing! I know I’ll be just like my idol ThePornDude in no time. Us incels need to keep together, right? Well, hopefully, we won’t be incels forever. And I feel safe saying this since there are a lot of you out there. I know this might come as a surprise to all of you… but here it goes. Newgrounds (18+)! I’ll be honest with you guys.
